Richard Luthmann Offers Hunter Biden Help Setting Up "Jailhouse Law Office"
"Payment Terms Are Flexible...I Would Be Delighted If 'The Big Guy' Could Put In a Good Word"
By Richard Luthmann
I sent a letter to Hunter Biden's lawyers on August 5, 2023, offering my specialized services as a Federal Prison Consultant. I am uniquely suited to assist Hunter during his potential time in federal prison.
“Allow me to elaborate on my background and qualifications. As you may be aware, I am not just any former attorney. I am the “Game of Thrones Lawyer” who challenged an adversary to “Trial By Combat” to resolve a New York State Supreme Court case. Subsequently, I was incarcerated for heinous political crimes against Hillary Clinton and others. I had the temerity to defend a client for weaponizing speech. “BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!” he said. That was days before the 2016 election. After that, I was whisked away to Federal Prison.”
During my time as a "Jailhouse Lawyer" in the Federal Bureau of Prisons (BOP), I partnered with a reformed Russian mob enforcer to provide legal services, collect outstanding receivables, and receive protection from inmates associated with various prison gangs.
I was a resident of the Federal Government for forty-eight months. As the founder of the "Brooklyn MDC Law Offices," I gained invaluable experience as a "Jailhouse Lawyer" and navigated the complex dynamics within the BOP.
I suggested that Hunter Biden might need protection in prison, mainly due to the impact of the 1995 Crime Bill promoted and sponsored by "The Big Guy."
I provided a list of areas where Hunter could offer guidance, including paperwork assistance, security and protection advice, currency and bartering knowledge, and general prison survival strategies.
My services are strictly consulting and advisory, not promoting illegal activities but based on my personal experiences, aimed at promoting the "Luthmann Brand.”
I am also open to accepting help from "The Big Guy" himself. Maybe he could put in a good word to help because the U.S. Probation Office for the Middle District of Florida violated my constitutional rights. The Federal District Court Judge is an Obama appointee.
I even offered to put together a package deal if "The Big Guy" faces any trouble.
I know I can contribute my expertise to Hunter Biden's situation.
Here is the full letter:
Via US Mail and Email
August 5, 2023
Christopher J. Clark - Clark Smith Villazor LLP
250 West 55th Street, 30th Floor
New York, NY 10020 - Email: clark@csvllp.com
Richard I.G. Jones, Jr.
Berger Harris, LLP
1105 N. Market Street, 11th Floor
Wilmington, DE 19801
Email: rjones@bergerharris.com
Brian C. McManus
Latham & Watkins LLP
200 Clarendon Street
Boston, MA 02116
Email: brian.mcmatnus@lw.com
Matthew S. Salerno
Latham & Watkins LLP
1271 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10020
Email: matthew.salerno@lw.com
Timothy H. McCarten
Latham & Watkins LLP
555 Eleventh Street, NW -Suite 1000
Washington, D.C. 20004 - Email: timothy.mccarten@lw.com
RE: Offer of Federal Prison Consultancy Services for Robert Hunter Biden (Your Client)
Counselors,
I am writing to offer my specialized services as a Federal Prison Consultant to assist your client, Robert Hunter Biden, during his potential time in federal prison.
Allow me to elaborate on my background and qualifications. As you may be aware, I am not just any former attorney. I am the “Game of Thrones Lawyer” who challenged an adversary to “Trial By Combat" [1] to resolve a New York State Supreme Court case. Subsequently, I was incarcerated for heinous political crimes against Hillary Clinton and others. I had the temerity to defend a client for “weaponizing” speech. “BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!” he said. That was days before the 2016 election. After that, I was whisked away to Federal Prison.
I was a resident of the Federal Government for forty-eight months. As the founder of the "Brooklyn MDC Law Offices," I gained invaluable experience as a "Jailhouse Lawyer" and navigated the complex dynamics within the Federal Bureau of Prisons (BOP).
While incarcerated, I partnered with a reformed Russian mob enforcer to establish an effective legal defense operation for fellow inmates. Our collaboration allowed us to provide legal services and obtain personal protection, assisting individuals affiliated with various prison gangs, including the Bloods and La Cosa Nostra. Mr. Biden will likely need protection because the 1995 Crime Bill signed by “The Big Guy” is the reason many inmates are languishing in Federal Prison.
I offer Mr. Biden my expertise and knowledge to help him "set up shop" as a "jailhouse lawyer" if he finds himself in a similar situation. My experience negotiating the delicate balance between prisoners and authorities and understanding the inner workings of prison exchanges will be an asset to Mr. Biden during his incarceration. My services will help to barter services for protection and payment in the prison currency, mackerel. My experience with the BOP's monitoring of commissary accounts and ability to work with the various gangs within the prison environment could prove invaluable in this endeavor.
My services as a Federal Prison Consultant encompass the following:
Advisory: I can provide guidance and assistance, helping Mr. Biden understand which paperwork federal prisoners most often require, including §2255 habeas corpus petitions and § 3582 compassionate release motions. I can also help Mr. Biden prepare to aid his fellow inmates in navigating the complex administrative landscape within the BOP environment. These activities can form the core of Mr. Biden’s “product and services” offering.
Security and Protection: Having worked closely with prison gangs, including the Bloods and La Cosa Nostra, I understand the importance of security and protection for inmates. I can advise Mr. Biden on establishing affiliations for his safety and the promotion of his jailhouse business.
Currency and Bartering: I am well-versed in the prison economy and can counsel Mr. Biden on the use of prison currency, such as mackerel pouches, and the art of bartering for goods and services.
General Prison Survival Strategies: I can share practical tips for survival in prison, including adapting to the prison culture, maintaining personal safety, and accessing resources available within the facility.
Please note that my services are strictly consulting and advisory in nature. I am not advocating or promoting illegal activities but offering practical advice based on my experiences. I am merely promoting the “Luthmann” brand.
If Mr. Biden needs such assistance, I am ready to provide my services as his Federal Prison Consultant.
My payment terms are flexible to meet client needs. My initial retainer will only be mere minutes of Mr. Biden’s Burisma or Moscow money.
Additionally, I would not be averse to accepting help from “The Big Guy.” The United States Probation Department for the Middle District of Florida has violated a panoply of my constitutional rights. I would be delighted if “The Big Guy” could put in a good word with Federal District Court Judge Sheri Polster Chappell, an Obama appointee.
Before “The Big Guy” says, “No Way Jack,” Mr. Biden can tell him I am an old-time rugby player from Columbia University, and he should help a brother out. If “The Big Guy” gets into trouble, I can put together a package deal.
Thank you for considering my offer. I look forward to contributing my expertise to Mr. Biden's situation.
Very truly yours,
Richard A. Luthmann
[1] Rudy Giuliani stole my line on January 6.
READ LUTHMANN’S FULL LETTER HERE
Richard Luthmann is a writer, commentator, satirist, and investigative journalist with degrees from Columbia University and the University of Miami. Once a fixture in New York City and State politics, Luthmann is a recovering attorney who lives in Southwest Florida and a proud member of the National Writers Union.
“I am a journalist who writes about justice, the courts, government officials, prisons, and reform. You find some questionable players in all these places and often outright crooks. Exposing these bottom feeders from the outside is sometimes the only way to make them pay the price for their injustice and misdeeds.”
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Contact Richard Luthmann at 239-631-5957 or richard.luthmann@protonmail.com.
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