FRANK REPORT: Cruel But Not Unusual
PLUS: Collections Update - Judge Twinkletoes and Queen Crime
Read Luthmann’s latest from the FRANK REPORT.
In Cruel But Not Unusual: An Insider's Look at Sixty Days in the SHU at a Federal Bureau of Prisons Facility, Luthmann considers NXIVM cult leader Keith Raniere’s four-month plus administrative detention in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at USP Tuscon, drawing upon Luthmann’s own experience of Sixty Days in the SHU at LSCI-Allenwood. Luthmann describes the conditions of the “jail inside prison” and talks about BOP dysfunction and the mental health of segregated prisoners.
COLLECTIONS UPDATE: Luthmann Gave Those Fuckers A Chance, Now The Government Wants Its Money
What many don’t realize or may not have heard is that Luthmann owes a cool $1,000,000 to the United States Government in restitution, forfeiture, and back taxes. The Government wants their money. They handed Luthmann his billing records and said, “start collecting.”
Luthmann didn’t even want to sue anybody. Luthmann doesn’t get a dime out of the money he collects. The Government gets 60%, and the lawyers get 40%. Luthmann wanted to move on with his life, but he had to find the motivation to do work collecting money that he would never see. And he did. It’s called SPITE.
Lawsuits will go out just in time for Christmas. This is Luthmann’s Christmas gift to the people of Staten Island. A “stocking stuffer” of sorts.
Speaking of stocking stuffers, you all know Judge Twinkletoes. He will tell you, “I was never Luthmann’s friend.” He said, “Luthmann would show up at events uninvited.” He also said, “Luthmann and I had no business relationship.” And he said these things with a straight face and under oath in front of the Special Schmuck’s Grand Jury. Well, Judge Twinkletoes committed perjury. But technical legal stuff that’s going to get him thrown off the bench, disbarred, and disgraced isn’t sexy. But gossip is.
Hey Buttplug. How can you say I showed up at events uninvited when in 2017? YOU were the Staten Island Republican Party Chairman, and I was the State Law Chair for the now-defunct Reform Party. Every single Republican Candidate for New York City Mayor called me to ask for the Reform Party Line: Paul Massey (the LOSER you endorsed), Bo Dietl (the Clown), Rocky De La Fuente (before he got bumped from the ballot at the BOE), Michael Faulkner (before he ran for Comptroller), and others, including the person you should have endorsed from the start.
I was on the Executive Committee, and I had a vote on who to give that Party Line to. So, Mr. Ass-Hat Chairman, what political party boss does not invite someone who is the Law Chair of a NYS Political Party that controls a ballot line to every one of your party’s events? Didn’t you want to get your Republican Candidates third-party lines? Of course, you did. (No bother denying. Anyone who’s read to this point with a dinosaur brain knows what’s going on). You’re a bullshit artist and a pretty bad one at that.
So Salami Smuggler, I came to every SI Republican Party event that you asked me to come to in 2017. And I wasn’t showing up “uninvited.” I was showing up because you wanted your candidates to get the Reform Line. But you failed your people in a whole bunch of races. In the Mayoral race, we gave it to the Democrat because he was and is a man of principle, unlike you. Maybe if you would have gotten behind the right horse in the beginning, things would have been different in 2017.
Nonetheless, your ass is getting tagged, and knowing you, you’ll probably enjoy it. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal!
And don’t go playing the “I’m gay” card when Tish James indicts you. Newsflash: She’s gay too. Big. Chocolate. Lesbian.
And politically, she needs to string up crooked, delusional, lying, scumbag Republicans. She’s ordering up Trump as her main course. You’re the appetizer.
And I didn’t forget about the rest, including Deadbeat Queen Crime of the North Shore. The Government won’t let me. I ran this one in October, but it’s worth putting out there again:
NO CFB MONEY FOR QUEEN CRIME OF THE NORTH SHORE?
Thanks to the Distinct Attorney’s efforts in coordination with the FBI and DOJ, Luthmann owes the Federal Government close to $1 million based on what Luthmann believes is a bogus, politically motivated, Federal Court Judgment obtained through FBI and Prosecutorial misconduct. But the Government wants its money, so Luthmann, now having received documents from the FBI and billing records, is compelled to sue for legal fees earned and never collected in order to satisfy the Federal Court Judgment. Luthmann previously represented many of Staten Island’s Pirates and Scallywags, including Queen “Crime” of the North Shore and her associates (her middle name is “Crime” because Crime never pays, and neither do they).
While Luthmann was willing to move on and let sleeping dogs lie, the Government wants their money. Now Queen Crime can thank the Distinct Attorney because she is likely “collateral damage,” and not from where you thought the dagger might come.
Queen Crime is in a real pickle because it may come to light to the NYC Campaign Finance Board (CFB) that Queen Crime’s Campaign Committee owes over $100,000 in UNREPORTED and UNPAID legal, political consulting, and other fees. This is a huge no-no in New York City Politics. Just ask the Queen’s current political consultant.
The CFB imposes sanctions for FAILURE TO REPORT and FAILURE TO PAY. The normal CFB sanction is usually treble damage fines to the campaign on top of proof that the outstanding debt has been paid. For $100,000 in outstanding debts, a $400,000 tap would be crippling to Queen Crime’s 2023 hopes to retain her Silly Council seat. And sometimes, the CFB imposes the “Death Penalty” for politicians for egregious violations - disqualification from 8 to 1 matching funds. It happens. Just ask John Liu.
Again, good luck with that one.
WHAT’S NEXT?
Is there more? Of course, there is more. Luthmann is armed with many weapons in the Great Troll War.
But there will be many more Enemies to come. What new Enemies will show their faces in the Feudal Court and elsewhere? Which members of the Tyrannical Ruling Elite should be worried? What other persons may become collateral damage in this story? And what magical weapons does Luthmann have to slay his Enemies?
Stay tuned. Much more to come.
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